This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
Hello people of the interwebs and #Knoxville! My name is Mikey and I have been informed that there is someone else in my fair city that looks exactly like me, has glasses like me, wears the same sort of clothes, and drives the EXACT same model and color car as me. I have dubbed him #FauxMikey
If you come across #FauxMikey please stop him and ask to take a picture with him. Put on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, or Tumblr with the tag #FauxMikey.
I want to see the evidence for myself. LOL
I know you can do it internet!
me trying to reach my goals in life
I read the article and I have a couple things to say. Most formally the idea that Disney and the corporations “gentrified them.”
First, I think it’s bullshit that they were being robbed of choice or creativity. If they wanted too, they could have told Disney “NO”. Cole and I did this hundreds of times and we ended up all right. The only reason they didn’t is because, like many of the people on that channel, I think they fell for the allure of fame. Granted, Cole and I had been acting our entire lives, so we saw it as a means to an end (money making) rather than an opportunity to become successful.
Nowadays artists just assume they have to do what they are told by their proprietors because there is a “rigid structure to achievement”. It is nothing more than a scheme to rob you of your individuality and capitalise the gain they acquire from such treachery. If you believe this, not only are you incredibly foolish, but you are a BAD ARTIST. Individuality is modernity’s most interesting trait regarding artwork and so so many talented individuals realize this. You do not have to become something else to be successful. Not only is it not too late for them to redefine themselves now, it was never too late.
What that article felt like was: “Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, still shame on you.”
My personal creed? “Fool me once, you’ll forever regret that decision.”
-Dylan Sprouse’s response to Joe Jonas’ comments about Disney. (x)
My new favorite quote.(via neverbeenanywhere-cold-as-you)
talking to white people about reverse racism
what the hell ever. Every race group has racism towards every other race. I have been denied service at a convenience store because I’m white. I know it was because I was white because I had my black friend go back to that store an hour later and they sold to him but didn’t sell to me. But I am fully aware that racism exist in EVERYONE, I don’t care if you’re MLK reincarnate.
oh my god…
As a white person, “reverse racism” is stupid as shit and is not a thing. To compare someone being dick a to me because I’m white to racism does injustice to the struggle for equal rights for race. And does injustice due to the fucked up racism that still happens today. Case in point all the freak out over NYC’s “Stop and Frisk” policy which has racially profiled people and violated their civil liberties just because they weren’t white. That is something that happens in 2013. 20-FUCKING-13. So get off your white soap box because you still have it easy and there is REAL racism to battle out there.
Fucking white people.
Tina is me, and i am Tina.