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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I’m that guy in the car next to you at the red light and you can just tell is singing a weird song at the top of his lungs. Usually I’m dancing on speaker phone at the same time. :)</description><title>Life is a Dance Party</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @my-keeee)</generator><link>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>uncannilyaverage:

There is a God.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6615kYTpOSU?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://uncannilyaverage.tumblr.com/post/51153702145/there-is-a-god" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;uncannilyaverage&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;There is a God.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/51169767685</link><guid>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/51169767685</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:30:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Drop the guns! I came to fucking party!"</title><description>“Drop the guns! I came to fucking party!”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Chris (OMG LOL)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/51133668627</link><guid>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/51133668627</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 02:38:03 -0400</pubDate><category>my life</category></item><item><title>Chris: This is Daft Punk's new song "Get Lucky" and I played it to get lucky!</title><description>Chris: This is Daft Punk's new song "Get Lucky" and I played it to get lucky!&lt;br /&gt;
Chris' girlfriend: He will. I'm horny. </description><link>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/51132471329</link><guid>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/51132471329</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 02:07:31 -0400</pubDate><category>my life</category></item><item><title>WHEN I REALIZE IM A LOT MORE SOBER THAN MY FRIENDS ARE</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/51119868131" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;howdoiputthisgently&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/d07105f36c30e97a2a72e041955d8be8/tumblr_inline_mn8cmtOG3D1rnvwt1.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/51121278506</link><guid>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/51121278506</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 22:55:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tyleroakley:

When he said, “Vroom vroom,” I literally got...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/H-lVutVkbVQ?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/51103455495/when-he-said-vroom-vroom-i-literally-got" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;tyleroakley&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;When he said, “Vroom vroom,” I literally got chills.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Don’t think that was “chills”, Tyler.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/51104546291</link><guid>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/51104546291</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 19:20:40 -0400</pubDate><category>zac efron</category><category>not chills</category></item><item><title>boyonboys:

“I know that you cannot live on hope alone, but...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/60b05842d00fb9ab974d953fb48f3453/tumblr_mn7rn7ap6P1r8m2z6o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://boyonboys.tumblr.com/post/51085532208/i-know-that-you-cannot-live-on-hope-alone-but" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;boyonboys&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“I know that you cannot live on hope alone, but without it, life is not worth living.” -Harvey Milk&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/51086426973</link><guid>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/51086426973</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 15:17:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tyleroakley:

Oops.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d8b32402679f6d1ab7aaadf3d9d8a69/tumblr_mn7gnki8fv1qzlc1ro1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7af08f000331bbf0881d37ae53944467/tumblr_mn7gnki8fv1qzlc1ro2_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/51086326805/oops" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;tyleroakley&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oops.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/51086380207</link><guid>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/51086380207</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 15:17:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>shadow-of-a-whisper:

likeevanslovedpotter:

theconsultingdominat...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4cf647a12ab6fed0bf16787846bd0dc/tumblr_mlv81eN3kl1qi46dho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ba1a5b3cfffa9cc5d10853d653b5133d/tumblr_mlv81eN3kl1qi46dho2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shadow-of-a-whisper.tumblr.com/post/49378492928/likeevanslovedpotter-theconsultingdominatrix" target="_blank"&gt;shadow-of-a-whisper&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://likeevanslovedpotter.tumblr.com/post/49372632000/theconsultingdominatrix-i-have-no-idea-and-im" target="_blank"&gt;likeevanslovedpotter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theconsultingdominatrix.tumblr.com/post/48928500761/i-have-no-idea-and-im-sorry" target="_blank"&gt;theconsultingdominatrix&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have no idea and I’m sorry&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I WAS SINGING GIRL ON FIRE WHILE I WAS SCROLLING AND I GOT TO THIS POST AND I SCREAMED&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*laughing and crying at the same time*&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/51085277195</link><guid>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/51085277195</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 15:00:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamonlydorb.tumblr.com/post/50975808011/sucysucyfivedolla-the-inside-of-your-butt-is" target="_blank"&gt;iamonlydorb&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sucysucyfivedolla.tumblr.com/post/50975637402" target="_blank"&gt;sucysucyfivedolla&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;oh no I’m not falling for this one again&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This fucking site.. LOL oh my god.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/51085125933</link><guid>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/51085125933</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 14:58:11 -0400</pubDate><category>tumblr</category><category>LOL</category><category>this fucking site</category></item><item><title>statelessidentity:

chromatichijinx:

monkeysaysficus:

bloodphoe...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0db715e54b52233f3877a0ffc1ef38e2/tumblr_mjxlzoOL801rjaevso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://statelessidentity.tumblr.com/post/50929902947/chromatichijinx-monkeysaysficus" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;statelessidentity&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chromatichijinx.tumblr.com/post/50832626308/monkeysaysficus-bloodphoenix" target="_blank"&gt;chromatichijinx&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://monkeysaysficus.tumblr.com/post/50832495803/bloodphoenix-monkeysaysficus-bloodphoenix" target="_blank"&gt;monkeysaysficus&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bloodphoenix.tumblr.com/post/50828476587/monkeysaysficus-bloodphoenix" target="_blank"&gt;bloodphoenix&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://monkeysaysficus.tumblr.com/post/50822111107/bloodphoenix-monkeysaysficus-red-ranger-can" target="_blank"&gt;monkeysaysficus&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bloodphoenix.tumblr.com/post/50733883884/monkeysaysficus-red-ranger-can-get-it-they" target="_blank"&gt;bloodphoenix&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://monkeysaysficus.tumblr.com/post/50726220958/red-ranger-can-get-it" target="_blank"&gt;monkeysaysficus&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Red Ranger can get it&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They could all get it. At the same time, preferably.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Five at a time is too many. Once you get above 3 guys it gets all confusing as to whose is what and where things are going; it’s less sex and more Hungry, Hungry Hippos.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I mean, I imagine it’s like that… *cough*&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hungry, Hungry Hippos? I am dying.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also you’re a big slut. &lt;3&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s not slutty! Gangbangs are all about efficiency. They’re essentially the Costco of cock. The Bulk Barn of booty. The All You Can Eat Buffet of ass.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m reblogging just for the analogies lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“the Costco of Cock” …… where do i sign up for my executive membership. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;OMG! I can’t even right now!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/51084740277</link><guid>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/51084740277</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 14:52:01 -0400</pubDate><category>costco of cock</category><category>LOL</category></item><item><title>Sometimes when I wake up in the mornings, I look around and look at my choices and where I&amp;#8217;ve...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Sometimes when I wake up in the mornings, I look around and look at my choices and where I&amp;#8217;ve ended up and I just think&amp;#8230; Where is the damn camera crew at? Because that shit was crazier than any reality show that is on TV&amp;#8230; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I need to start writing about it&amp;#8230; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/51069880549</link><guid>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/51069880549</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 10:11:28 -0400</pubDate><category>my life</category></item><item><title>gracehelbig:

DailyGrace does a SPRING FASHION HAUL....</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RQYZ1WbPhjo?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gracehelbig.tumblr.com/post/51068172338/dailygrace-does-a-spring-fashion-haul" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;gracehelbig&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/dailygrace" target="_blank"&gt;DailyGrace&lt;/a&gt; does a SPRING FASHION HAUL. (#fiestamovement)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/51069404284</link><guid>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/51069404284</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 10:00:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>whatsadele:

beverlyhillsmom:

the article just got better as i...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/92d41a92afd1bbaf6ba34fc9eadadd68/tumblr_mn2f5syxAe1qg0145o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://whatsadele.tumblr.com/post/51014014637/beverlyhillsmom-the-article-just-got-better-as" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;whatsadele&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beverlyhillsmom.tumblr.com/post/50888020214/the-article-just-got-better-as-i-kept-on-reading" target="_blank"&gt;beverlyhillsmom&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the article just got better as i kept on reading&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OH MY GOD&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Some people shouldn’t breed… And apparently they know it… Weird.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/51020226782</link><guid>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/51020226782</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 18:22:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i-am-momo-senpai:

This is the most meta thing I’ve ever seen on...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RC1Aa4s9wDk?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://i-am-momo-senpai.tumblr.com/post/50169302826/this-is-the-most-meta-thing-ive-ever-seen-on" target="_blank"&gt;i-am-momo-senpai&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is the most meta thing I’ve ever seen on Cartoon Network.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/51012451604</link><guid>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/51012451604</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 16:42:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/49029b0e7649f18898aeb0c0f8783538/tumblr_mn4ph3YWda1ql5yr7o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/50989011568</link><guid>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/50989011568</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 10:01:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Is this #AnneHathaway? #Drawings at the #ThriftShop</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ebb26428abcbbee54616bb07b4aa72bf/tumblr_mn44i3Y6QS1r65frso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Is this #AnneHathaway? #Drawings at the #ThriftShop&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/50927321434</link><guid>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/50927321434</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 15:51:38 -0400</pubDate><category>annehathaway</category><category>drawings</category><category>thriftshop</category></item><item><title>Found a shirt at the Thrift Store for a high school drumline and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1401a245b9f7644697ce87abaaef5335/tumblr_mn443aKZOY1r65frso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Found a shirt at the Thrift Store for a high school drumline and this was their motto… LOL #MasterBeaters&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/50926672454</link><guid>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/50926672454</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 15:42:46 -0400</pubDate><category>masterbeaters</category></item><item><title>There is a GIF on my dash that sums up my night&amp;#8230;. it is very inappropriate though&amp;#8230; it...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;There is a GIF on my dash that sums up my night&amp;#8230;. it is very inappropriate though&amp;#8230; it involves lucky charms. :/ LOL&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/50895764313</link><guid>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/50895764313</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 04:57:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>everyoneknowhequeer:

bricesander:

Miley speaks for us...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/017440744b449614d56bf28cec8cd02a/tumblr_mn2qylfIO01qk08n1o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d7ed7ff86d3dec4254db02330110e38/tumblr_mn2qylfIO01qk08n1o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://everyoneknowhequeer.tumblr.com/post/50889705958/bricesander-miley-speaks-for-us-all-gahh-i" target="_blank"&gt;everyoneknowhequeer&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bricesander.tumblr.com/post/50873466707/miley-speaks-for-us-all" target="_blank"&gt;bricesander&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Miley speaks for us all. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;gahh i love her&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THE SHADE OF IT ALL&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/50895719922</link><guid>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/50895719922</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 04:55:59 -0400</pubDate><category>Miley</category><category>THE SHADE OF IT ALL</category></item><item><title>If the rapture were to happen tomorrow (well now today) I hope Jesus would not judge me on the event...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;If the rapture were to happen tomorrow (well now today) I hope Jesus would not judge me on the event of last night&amp;#8230; there would be nothing but shame, distaste, and longing to be about of the crazy events. LOL #I&amp;#8217;mGoingToHell&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/50895668147</link><guid>http://my-keeee.tumblr.com/post/50895668147</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 04:54:11 -0400</pubDate><category>Going to Hell</category><category>My Life</category></item></channel></rss>
